I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

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one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

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18 hours ago 86,881 notes

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

    Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
    Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
    Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
    Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
    Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
    Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
    Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
    Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
    Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
    Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
    Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
    Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
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english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

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"It is when we think we can act like God, that all respect is lost, and I think this is the downfall of peace. We lie if we say we do not see color and culture and difference. We fool ourselves and cheat ourselves when we say that all of us are the same. We should not want to be the same as others and we should not want others to be the same as us. Rather, we ought to glory and shine in all of our differences, flaunting them fabulously for all to see! It is never a conformity that we need! We need not to conform! What we need is to burst out into all these beautiful colors!"
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